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Yuuuhuuu~

Apa kabar org kampung? lama sudah tak berjumpa~ *feeling sudirman sat

Anda mau lagi?

Dah lama i tak tulis kesah2 mencuit ati kan uols? sampai dapat komen dari salah sorg pembaca yg blog i makin bertema lara skang. Kaedahnye u baca posting i sampai mana ni? mode lara i dah lama abis ok! *matila defensive kan? Ala... dah nama manusia. mesti la ada ups and down *hi izzu.

Jadi, sekali sekala tu ada la posting2 yg meruntun jiwa katanya. Lagipun, baik ada posting daripada xde langsung kan? *hi kak yam

I skang ni nak melarikan diri dari konsep web sesawang yang betul2 bersawang okey!

Macam biasa, mukadimah i saja dah boleh buat separuh project paper...hahaha matila makcik2 sgt. suka melalut tak tentu hala. Apa2 pun, arini i nak menceritakan pengalaman i masa buat handover keja baru i kat kl.

Since coming january ni, i akan start fresh with a new team under me, i terpaksa la berjumpa dengan team member sekarang utk mendapatkan info2 pasal apa yg diorg buat. I sebetulnye kesian kat puki2 ni (team ni semua pukis uols), as a person mereka sangat baik dan helpful ye. I terharu sgt. Imagine that diorg ni semua kene VSS from company i tau.

Tapi diorg masih lagi ikhlas buat keje and cuba tolong i cascade down semua info kat i supaya bila my new team member masuk nanti i tak kelam kabut nak manage diorg. Mulia tak? kalau aku yg jadi diorg, dah tau kene VSS harus la aku mengangkang je kat office pastu buat bodo je pasal knowledge management. biar tercirit sapa yg amik alih keje aku tu! Baru ada akai!

uols mmg sgt baik dan berhati mulia..mother teresa sgt! hak!

Khenn? but pukis2 ni sgt berhati mulia.. siap cakap kat aku kalau ada masalah, boleh call diorg for assistance. Melk trus amik peluang uols.. negotiate ngan diorg contract terms kalau2 i shorthanded on resources nanti. Heip.. jgn pk i berhati jahat ye.. its a win2 situation. diorg tolong i, i kasi diorg good contractual terms la.

Anyhow, disebabkan kebaikkan diorg tu, i ngan my other global colleague bawak la diorg gi lunch on the company. Bawak gi ke TGIF. Punya la sronok bebudak ni uols. Aku nak kata diorg ni org miskin tu tak de la. nak kata diorg ni tak berpelajaran tinggi pun tak jugak.. half of them ada masters kaedahnye. Unfortunately, they didn't enjoy the luxury like other employees in my company (diorg ni sits under subsidiary.. so pay structure diorg sgt bebeza.. gaji seseko dlm 1.8 - 2.5 k je)

Kami dah pulang emak buat cucur..cucur datang dari seberang~ *hi kak yam lagi

Jadi masa bawak diorg ni ke sana ibarat bawak anak2 yatim ke pavilion katanya~ diog jadi jakun dan terlebih exited. memasing tengok menu tu macam makanan boleh kuar dari kertas tu ye! pastu diorg pun order la steak la ayam la apa... ada sorg ni nampak sgt mcm xpernah dtg to this kinda place. dia ikut je apa yg aku order.. melk sgt sedih dan terharu uols. masa tu i sgt bersyukur dengan rejeki tuhan limpahkan kat i sampai skang.

i tau yg dia kalau nak dtg sini (TGIF) kene pk 2-3 kali.. daripada bazir 50 on a plate, dia boleh beli memacam utk anak dan suami dia. so lepas kitorg order2 kan.. datang la air... semua pun ikut order ice lemon tea. bila sampai je.. ada sorang puki ni bleh cakap "wah best nye air dia~" pastu yg lain pun ckp "a'ah la.. ye ye"

melk ngan nina (colleague i satu lagi) tergamam uols! pastu siap sorg laie ni (yg ikut order i tu) compare2 size gelas dia ngan kawan dia. kebetulan gelas dia kecik sket. "tak aci, aku punya kecik!" i langsung cakap "takpe2 boleh refillable, jgn risau" sbb i tak tau nak respond mcm mana dah. and then, sorg ni siap amik gamba makanan dia ngan tepon dia uols! sampai macam tu skali peghak nye budakni or appreciative nye diorg dengan rejeki yg datang..bley?

abis2 makan2 kami pun balik la. haaa..masa balik ni yang kelaka uols~ masa kat opis i perasan dua tiga puki ni ala pose ting tong lite2 katanya. seseko bila ditanya solan je, dijawabnye meleret2 pastu tersengeh2 tak tentu pasal.. then pekataan2 yg ditutur pun slurring katanya!

If u want to look like a girl, then drink like one also la? xyah makan cikmon lagi uols~

melk hairan. awat, dah terlebih makan ke apa? ke terlebih happy sampai ko jadi high? mau tak nye 2 org pukis dari 5 org ni memang mcm mode lepas kene pam ganja uols! i pun tanya apa jadi ngan diorg kat pompuan yg order sama ngan i tu.

dia pun jawab "tah la. lepas makan tadi start dlm kete diorg dah meracau2 tak tentu pasal dlm kete sampai skang"

wah! kene sampuk hantu TGIF kah? i pun tanya lagi.. diorg order apa tadi ek?

"hmm.. NY strip steak ngan JD sauce tu and grill chicken apa tah"

"ooooo..patutla... makanan tu ada arak. mungkin diorg termabuk sket2 kot"

"ha? ye ke? laaa... padan la... hahahahahaha"

"takpe2.. korg tak tau.. so kira tak salah la tu..huhuhuhu. biarla diorg camtu sat.. nanti ok la"

"i want no wine, no alcohol in my food ok!" *matila sapa pun tak tau

Patutla seseko macam beruk dapat bunga uols~ memasing dah pekena jus 'syorga' katanya! Sian diorg kan nok? Astaga.... *wah~

Movie Review : 4Bia 2

Hola Uols~

Mode gigih i datang balik harini katanya. Jadi i nak membuat review filem utk uols semua. Seperti biasa, i tak akan membazir masa menulis kalau cerita tu bukanlah cerita yang wajib uols tgk ye. I xde masa nak promote cerita2 tahap longkang kat sini. So kalau i review tu maksudnya memang worth it la uols buang RM10 ke memana pawagam ataupun beli DVD cetak rompak bagai ye.

I baru je lagi tgk cerita 4bia 2 ni.. rasanya last 2 weeks kot. And i've seen 4bia -1. This new instalment is way better than the first one. Yg pertama tu mcm sial! so jgn buang masa tgk ye. Kalau nak tgk pun maybe last scene dia je. pasal 4 org campers tu... for 2 obvious reasons

a- jalan cerita dia agak menarik

b- ada eye candy~ (seronoknye kalau i dpt tgk diorg pose orgy masa tido sesama dlm utan itew.. awwww~)

Anyhow, kalau this is the first time uols nak tgk 4bia ni. Jgn risau kalau u termiss the first sequeal. Sebab cerita dlm 4bia 2 ni haram takde kene mengena dengan the first one ya.

Basically, 4bia (1 & 2) is about 4-5 short stories yg tak interrelated with each other. Take it as watching short movie compilation macam uols beli album2 compilation di kedai2 itew...

5 in 1: Kalah shampoo uols!

Jadi dlm kesah yang kali ni, ada 5 cerita. And setiap satu cerita dia mmg menarik. Yes! I ulangi. Menarik. And yang paling i suka dlm sequel ini adalah... jeng jeng jeng..

SETIAP STORY DIA ADA ORANG CANDO YE!

kau tak merembes kalau candy2 mcm ni bersepah dlm stiap scene? ayo cikcap skang~

I sangat becak meleleh deras banjir bagai macam sugai rajang bah uols~ Silap2 boleh tuka tema horror cerita ni kepada tema softporn sgt! *matila imaginasi tinggi..huhu

Yang paling best ialah almost setiap short story dia mempunyai twisted ending sampaikan ada scene2 yang you tak sangka ending dia macam tu. Very fresh idea thrown by the director and script writer. Pintar pintar!

For those yang appreciate humor in horror mcm i, uols juga akan terhibur dengan last scene dlm movie ni dimana unsur humor diserapkan dengan bijak sekali sepanjang pementasan cerita dia.

Antara wajah2 dari setiap short movies dlm cerita nih

All and all i would say, a very well job done by the production team and it satisfies just what the viewers need. Especially when there are just too many horror movies in production lately.

Kalau uols nak a peek of what the scenes are all about, uols boleh baca summary yang i sisipkan kat bawah tu.. i copy paste ja from wikipedia. Melk malas nak menaip katanya. Syukur teknologi sekarang sangat la mengagumkan.

Sayang IT~ Cinta IT~ Benci Siti~ *opss..

Synopsis of 4Bia 2

Source: Wikipedia

Novice

a Film by Paween Purijitpanya
the story focusing on a 14 year old; Pey, who has committed a crime Pa-Hin (throwing rocks) (being on the motorcycle throwing rocks to the cars windshield waiting for the car to crashed then steal money and other valuable items from the owner) and in order to keep the news low his mom decided that Pey must get ordained to become a buddhist novice to escape the crime he committed, under the guise of a monk, Pey remains unnoticed as a criminal. However, something deep down inside is bothering him. As he spend the night in the woods trying to meditate something is bothering him, his thoughts and something else. The grip of fear tightens as he realizes that 'karma' has no friend or foe when deciding a man's fate or fortune.

Ward

a film by Visute Poolvoralaks
Arthit; a playful teenager crashes his bike and breaks both legs. At the hospital he has been moved from the ER room to a shared room. In the room, there is an old man in a coma who has been waiting for almost a month for his family to decide to pull the plug on his oxygen. What happens that night will make Arthit realize that being alone is always better that being around bad company.

Backpackers

a film by Songyos Sugmakanan
Upon graduation, a young Japanese couple decided to travel around Thailand by backpacking. After failed attempts to hitchhike from Samui island to Bangkok, the boyfriend waves a 1,000 Baht note in hopes to entice passing cats to pick them up. What is hiding inside the truck's trailer? Is there something deeper and darker that lurks behind the kind smiling face of the truck driver who lets them hop in? The answers to these questions will cause an adrenalin rush like no other.

Salvage

a film by Parkpoom Wongpoom
Nuch is a car dealer. She makes her living by rebuilding severely damaged cars. But little do unsuspecting bargain hunters know, beneath the new upholstery and shiny repainted exteriors are cars with horror pasts. One night after closing the car garage she discovers her son is missing. Reviewing the security camera tapes she sees her son climb inside a car that she recently bought but nowhere on tapes has him climbing out "Cemetary Garage" where you drive off with more that you bargained for.

In The End

a film by Banjong Pisanthanakun
Ter, Puak, Shin and Aey are the movie crew of an upcoming horror movie. They are shooting their last scene. On the last night, Puak is trying to be cool and tells one of the sick cast members that, "the show must go on". So when that actress accidentally dies during the filming she makes sure to come back from the dead to finish her role. The four of them must shoot the movie that has a real ghost playing the role of ghost in the end. and the main actress must not know about this.

Akhirnya! Kini Pasti!

Nita: Gamba i sebelum beratus2 operations.. ops.

Akhirnya! Kini Pasti! Ku merasai~~ *pose kak nita kejap..

Yes uols! akhirnya i tak payah lagi susah payah memecut setiap malam jumaat and malam ahad selama dua jam dari ipoh ke kl almost every week lagi dah lepas ni. I'm oficially being kicked out from IPOH~~!!! yeay~~ Iols dah dapat transfer balik ke KL~ serunuknye saya~

Lepas ni i xpayah nak pening kepala susun jadual set kawan mana i kene jumpa from hari jumaat ,sabtu and ahad dikala siang, petang ataupun malam lagi dah. Ya ampun, tuhan je la yg tau betapa susahnye nak kampui semua set of friends yg i kene jumpa within 2 days kan. ye la, kalau tak jumpa dikatakan sombong, tak nak keep in touch bagai. so kene la bahagi2 kan masa githu.

Come january, i ada 7 hari seminggu untuk susun plan i kuar ngan kengkawan mahupun sesiapa yg istimewa utk diluangkan masa i dengan...and i hope i can be fair to everyone this time around.

Rumahku~ Aaah~

Aaaah...and i dapat duduk umah i dah~ tak perlu sakit ati baya maintenance charge to management buta2 setiap bulan lagi~ and i tak payah lagi jadi permanent resident kat umah siana lagi~ cukup2 la i menyusahkan diorg selama ni. ala2 dah boleh taruk i sebagai penghuni rumah kat sana dah..sbb selalu sgt. hahahaha..

p/s: sikit2 lama2 jadi bukit. mesej utk kak yam and siana.

Cuma satu je yg menjadikan kerisauan i skang... mana aku nak cari duit beli kete nih.. saving semua dah lesap dek renovation umah. skang mrasa la nak beli kete, tak de uwang nak taruk downpayment. matilamakkkk~ and izzu, i dont think i'm gonna buy a beetle. lepas i kira2, i rasa adalah bodoh utk i bazirkan 1.5k plus/mth utk kete, baik i beli baju. lagi best. bley?

Jgn tak tau, i pun bleh pose gadis litar katanya! hak!

I need to get a car within 1 month or i'm gonna have to take a cab everyday to work. what should i get aaa? i kekusutan la.. dah 3 hari i melangut kat website car manufacturer, dah macam abg2 jejans yg gila kete dah i skang.. how? i'm thinking of getting either Mazda 3, Volkswagen Polo or Golf, ataupun Mini. Yg mana satu ya?

Ah~ i Pusing banget!

must everything comes in pair? part 2

Some people say that once you go double (i.e. coupled, attached, in relationship, dating..or whatever crap u wanna call it), u just cant stay single anymore. is that true? is it because u had the taste of being taken care of and loved? then why are there so many people ended up being hurt by it and yet still longing for the forbidden word called LOVE?

kalau telur dah kene goreng... selesai sudah

Its a chicken and egg question. I know. I've been asking myself for the right answer. Its an equation i just couldn't solve. Not yet. And i am determined to find a solution to it. Perhaps one fine day.

I quote one of my good friend saying - why are people so into marriage (or committed to a relationship), didn't they know that it does not work!

Still, the same person who said this also looking for companionship. Ironic huh? As we grow older. Day after day, we will loose one person in our life. One at a time. It could be our family member, a friend, acquaintances and so on... They either die, moved on with their own life or finding other people to complete their next crusades. The only person left is just us. Me, you.

mereputlah kau nasa si sampah masyarakat! *tetiba

To come and think about it, whether we like it or not, we are going to be single again. Sooner or later. So why bother going through all the hassles when u already know how the ending gonna be like? I could be wrong...

This fella is freaking hillarious!!! tak perchaya? cuba ko dengar standup comedy dia! really good! trust me!