this incident lebih intriguing utk di share. :)
Harini lepas aku check out from Gurney Hotel, aku pun went out for lunch kat chilis with my other 2 colleagues. Lepas borak lama2, kitorg masuk dlm gurney plaza tu wondering around sampai la one of my colleague ni ajak tgk wayang cite made of honor.
So to kill of some time yang ada, kitorang pun ok je la with that plan. Lagipun aku penah tgk thriller dia and it looks fun to watch. Infact, mmg agak entertaining la. I would suggest for you to watch it esp for those who can understand underlying comedy act that the characters inside it were playing about.
Dua org opismate ni ngan aku mmg close la jgk. We basically share almost everything except for the part of me with my alternate lifestyle je la. Walaupun memula cerita tu agak sedikit boring (maybe because aku agak mengantuk sbb tak cukup tido 8 jam selepas hangout with Feroz kat Bagan ting-tong2 sampai 5 pagi) but the story started to get more and more interesting and funnier sampaila abis cerita tuh.
I'm not gonna make a review about the movie but what i wanted to share is the experience that i had while watching the movie itself. Tak tau nak cakap samada ini adalah embarrassing moments or weird occasion yang tak pernah aku lalui.
Like i said earlier, cerita ni ada straight forward jokes but at the same time banyak jokes yg tersirat. So, one must at least have a certain level of awareness of the subject in order for them to understand it. Which unfortunately, the whole crowd except for me and my friends, have no complete idea on what the heck was it all about.
Sekali sekala tu blh la ko dengar diorg ketawa bila part2 straight jokes ni kan..though diorg takde la ketawa terbahak2 ke apa...kitorg pun ketawa la jgk cuma aku punya ketawa sedikit kuat la (for those who knows me well enough, you can imagine how i laugh when i watch horror of comedy movies) ...until this one point kuar la satu scene about one of this bridesmate yg gemuk cuba untuk kuruskan badan dia from size 12 to 8 in two weeks just for the wedding sake.
She was so into the slimming routine that she didn't eat anything other than her slimming drink that she carries everywhere. Masa kat shower party nih, Patric Dampsey tegur la dia for not eating and she should at least eat some coz it is unhealthy. Pompuan ni plak very confident that she would be fine and said that she is fine but suddenly she paused and had this almost nak pitam condition and then snapped back to life.
Hillary : You can get to size 8 in two weeks! Look at me, i did it!
Aku pun punya la ketawa macam nak mati bila tgk dia jadi macam tu. And guess what? I am the only one laughing inside the cinema! Ya ampun! masa tu sangat la malu sbb aku sorg je yg gelak. aku tgk kawan2 kat seblah aku ni pun ketawa tapi diorg cekup mulut sebleh tidak. So i knew that it was funny and i did laugh for the right scene.
Masa tu rasa a bit paranoid la, ko rasa macam org gila dlm tu ye. aku pun cakap kat kawan aku "kita ni tengok movie ngan org asli ke? asal diorg tak ketawa pun ek?" kawan aku ketawa je la.
I let it go and buat macam biasa je la sampai la ke satu scene ni lagi bila tarot card reader yg dijemput utk entertain the guess happened to be a sex toy salesgirl. Dia pun buat la promosi and explanation about all the sex toys that she carries with her.
Ada la potong sket2 bab2 nak tunjuk dildo bagai so aku tak heran la kalau org2 dalam pawagam ni tak leh nak catch up bila kami betiga giggle tak abis ( tak berani nak ketawa kuat2 dah masa tu) but bila satu part ni bila pompuan tu bawak kuar glow in the dark anal/vagina beads tuh, aku mmg dah tak tahan nak gelak.
Anal/Vagina Beads for you Sir/Madam?
Nak nak bila nenek kepada bride tu attracted to it and dia punya innocent ingatkan benda tu necklace then dia pakai kat leher, aku ngan kwn2 aku ni mmg xleh tahan dah. Pecah perut la kitorg ketawa. Begema satu cinema tu sbb kitorg betiga je gelak bley?
Mmg masa tu aku rasa sangat horror. As if i'm in a community full of weird and mysterious people. Even coma patients could at least show an emotion to that scene. But these people? GOD!
Lagi best, siap ada 2-3 org pompuan kat blakang kitorg boleh cakap sama sendri "pasai apa depa gelak? apa yang lawak nya?" Ayo ayo ayo x10000000! kalau aku tgk cerita ni kat kelantan ke terengganu ke, bleh trima lagi..tapi Penang Island? Jeezzz!!!
Lepas movie tu abis, kitorg cepat2 berambus kuar sbb takut org perasan sapa yg ketawa mcm org gila dlm movie tu. Mmg satu pengalaman yg sangat mengerikan. takutttt....
Ujung bulan 5 ke awal bulan 6 merupakan bulan rasmi breakup dikalangan kawan2 aku. tak tau nape, tapi memasing start jadi single.one after another. Ironically, dalam waktu yg sama ada sorang kawan aku plak started to have a relationship.
Nieta (bukan nama sebenar), dikalangan kawan2 kami mmg bukan jenis org yg akan ada relationship. She is more like a social swinger (or rather full-time). She does not see herself having a partner or whatsoever to make her life complete, feel needed, loved or whatevershit that people might say about the beauty of relationship. Dia ada la persamaan dengan aku sikit. We do not believe in relationship to a certain extend and would try not to get ourselves involved.
Don't get me wrong. Though aku pernah ada relationship, that does not change much of me about what i said earlier. I know myself too well that it would take a huge effort for a person to love me coz i am not the typical guy in any movies or dramas. Rather than making my significant other going through hell or trauma, i think i shall let myself be single. Tak sakitkan hati org. And aku pun tak sakit hati.
Memula I broke up with my ex. then Deja (bukan nama sebenar) broke up gak. following after, Rei (bukan mana sebenar jgk) plak break with his other half. Ala2 chain effect gitu. Kalau off circle sket, kawan2 aku yang set satu lagi pun sama.. 2 org clash ngan bf diorang. yg masih tinggal skang berapa kerat je. harap2 tak menanti masa la kan..oh and disaat blog ini dipost, seorg lagi kawan aku telah broke up ngan cikki dia. welcome back to the single world syai~. Lele, ko bedoa la tulah tu tak kene kat ko.
Looking at all this, I cant help but to wonder, is it something to do with Neita being touched by the thing called relationship and made the universe goes bonkers? Has karma works badly on those who lives around her?
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Mrasala gaji abis ke duit minyak je....
Sejauh mana kredibiliti kita dalam persahabatan? how good are you as a friend? are you the type of friend that would only share the laughs but spare the difficult part of sharing the sad, crying moments?
since aku mmg sucks dalam managing my own relationship, the least that i know about is to look after my friends. Be it whenever they are happy or sad. i will try my level best to be there for them. sampai kengkadang tu ada some of friends yg rasa i ni over terlebih care kat dorang.
coz i believe that they are my safety net, the only place that i can turn my back to and fall whenever i'm senseless, happy or feeling low.
so nak dijadikan cerita, last weekend aku dapat cerita pasal kawan aku nye partner playing behind his back. Not that baru first time aku dengar but when i heard it for the second time coming from different source, i believe that there must be something going on. Just that aku tak sure whether it will be right for me to crush someone's relationship that they are so happy with with news like this.
i kept it to myself till this evening... i just don't feel right.
petang tadi sambil2 aku dengar trainer bebel kat depan, aku started to text some of my friends for their opinions. the respondents were Kikie, Bosh and Lenny (Reza tak balas SMS i, berpanas kat construction area sampai lupa hp bunyi kot)
Sessi hati ke hati bersama farah
The question bermula seperti berikut:
"What is ur opinion to this? U rasa as a good friend, patut ke tak u simpan rahsia yg blh merosakan hubungan cinta kwn u ataupun cerita kat dia supaya dia tak hidup dalam kepuraan. mana satu lebih baik?"
got my first responce from kiki...in summary, he prefers to listen to the hard truth.
kikie: be true to your friend. Though it'll hurts.
me: ic.. then its gonna be tough
kikie: yeah. it depends on person. whether can take it or not? If it is me, i would want the truth.
me: but it will also either make or break a friendship. coz people hate hearing the truth. they would rather listen to sugarcoated truth. how?
kiki: hmm. up to you. but for me i will not let my friend lives in a sugarcoated life. so keep it if u want to. betulah pepatah - jangan pecah dimulut biar pecah di bontot. (tetiba)
when i read his viewa, me kinda in the same wavelength with him. i believe that a good friend is the one who have the guts to tell you the bad news rather than pleasing you, giving you the unreal alternated vision of life. and i happened not to be the only person who believed in this.. so does Bosh
bosh: i think we should protect our friend from being lied to. He or she might disagree, but at least we have done our role. so sapa org tu, aku ke? ayo!
however, lenny has a different view all together. Which in a way has its own logic.
lenny: ayo..dangerous waters g2. to me i prefer not to be involved coz i dont want to be the bitch. klau ko repot tp derang x break, ur a bitch. kalo ko report and they breakup, ur still a bitch. personally that is how i feel. sapa ni? hopefully not a fren la.
me: tu la.. aku dlm dilemma. yes. it is one of us.
lenny: oh my, i dont want to know. i think as a fren we just have to be there if it ends. thats all we can do. but lets not be the bearer of bad news.
me: oh shit! im getting mixed feedback now. xtau mana satu nak pilih.
lenny: i understand u feel this responsibility to a fren. but the main responsibility is to ensure our frens are happy even when we have to turn a blind eye.
me: but that is like living in a dream. shall we be the reactive or rather be the proactive ones? coz it hurts more knowing after than before. and the wound is even deeper knowing that ur friends knew it but keep it to themselves as if they were watching a freak show.
lenny:i know but this isnt like telling ur friend that the shirt doesnt fit ok... ok, at least wait till ur sure . there is no need to cause pain when its not necessary
if you were me, what would you do?
which one of those opinions or stand would you take?
Yang Pernah Dibuka Waktu Hanya Untukmu
Kini Kau Pergi Dari Hidupku
Kuharus Relakanmu Walau Aku Tak Mau
Berjuta Warna Pelangi Di Dalam Hati
Sejenak Luluh Bergeming Menjauh Pergi
Tak Ada Lagi Cahaya Suci
Semua Nada Beranjak Aku Terdiam Sepi
Dengarlah Matahariku, Suara Tangisanku
Kubersedih Karna Panah Cinta Menusuk Jantungku
Ucapkan Matahariku Puisi Tentang Hidupku
Tentangku Yang Tak Mampu Menaklukkan Waktu
Berjuta Warna Pelangi Di Dalam Hati
Sejenak Luluh Bergeming Menjauh Pergi
Tak Ada Lagi Cahaya Suci
Semua Nada Beranjak Aku Terdiam Sepi
Dengarlah Matahariku, Suara Tangisanku
Kubersedih Karna Panah Cinta Menusuk Jantungku
Ucapkan Matahariku Puisi Tentang Hidupku
Tentangku Yang Tak Mampu Menaklukkan Waktu
