Sunday, June 15, 2008

made of honor

Jez, i will post about topic that u've tagged me with after this one. Experience aku pasal 

this incident lebih intriguing utk di share. :)


Harini lepas aku check out from Gurney Hotel, aku pun went out for lunch kat chilis with my other 2 colleagues. Lepas borak lama2, kitorg masuk dlm gurney plaza tu wondering around sampai la one of my colleague ni ajak tgk wayang cite made of honor. 


So to kill of some time yang ada, kitorang pun ok je la with that plan. Lagipun aku penah tgk thriller dia and it looks fun to watch. Infact, mmg agak entertaining la. I would suggest for you to watch it esp for those who can understand underlying comedy act that the characters inside it were playing about. 


Dua org opismate ni ngan aku mmg close la jgk. We basically share almost everything except for the part of me with my alternate lifestyle je la. Walaupun memula cerita tu agak sedikit boring (maybe because aku agak mengantuk sbb tak cukup tido 8 jam selepas hangout with Feroz kat Bagan ting-tong2 sampai 5 pagi) but the story started to get more and more interesting and funnier sampaila abis cerita tuh.


I'm not gonna make a review about the movie but what i wanted to share is the experience that i had while watching the movie itself. Tak tau nak cakap samada ini adalah embarrassing moments or weird occasion yang tak pernah aku lalui.


Like i said earlier, cerita ni ada straight forward jokes but at the same time banyak jokes yg tersirat. So, one must at least have a certain level of awareness of the subject in order for them to understand it. Which unfortunately, the whole crowd except for me and my friends, have no complete idea on what the heck was it all about.


Sekali sekala tu blh la ko dengar diorg ketawa bila part2 straight jokes ni kan..though diorg takde la ketawa terbahak2 ke apa...kitorg pun ketawa la jgk cuma aku punya ketawa sedikit kuat la (for those who knows me well enough, you can imagine how i laugh when i watch horror of comedy movies) ...until this one point kuar la satu scene about one of this bridesmate yg gemuk cuba untuk kuruskan badan dia from size 12 to 8 in two weeks just for the wedding sake. 


She was so into the slimming routine that she didn't eat anything other than her slimming drink that she carries everywhere. Masa kat shower party nih, Patric Dampsey tegur la dia for not eating and she should at least eat some coz it is unhealthy. Pompuan ni plak very confident that she would be fine and said that she is fine but suddenly she paused and had this almost nak pitam condition and then snapped back to life. 


Hillary : You can get to size 8 in two weeks! Look at me, i did it!


Aku pun punya la ketawa macam nak mati bila tgk dia jadi macam tu. And guess what? I am the only one laughing inside the cinema! Ya ampun! masa tu sangat la malu sbb aku sorg je yg gelak. aku tgk kawan2 kat seblah aku ni pun ketawa tapi diorg cekup mulut sebleh tidak. So i knew that it was funny and i did laugh for the right scene. 


Masa tu rasa a bit paranoid la, ko rasa macam org gila dlm tu ye. aku pun cakap kat kawan aku "kita ni tengok movie ngan org asli ke? asal diorg tak ketawa pun ek?" kawan aku ketawa je la.


I let it go and buat macam biasa je la sampai la ke satu scene ni lagi bila tarot card reader yg dijemput utk entertain the guess happened to be a sex toy salesgirl. Dia pun buat la promosi and explanation about all the sex toys that she carries with her. 


Ada la potong sket2 bab2 nak tunjuk dildo bagai so aku tak heran la kalau org2 dalam pawagam ni tak leh nak catch up bila kami betiga giggle tak abis ( tak berani nak ketawa kuat2 dah masa tu) but bila satu part ni bila pompuan tu bawak kuar glow in the dark anal/vagina beads  tuh, aku mmg dah tak tahan nak gelak.





Anal/Vagina Beads for you Sir/Madam?




Nak nak bila nenek kepada bride tu attracted to it and dia punya innocent ingatkan benda tu necklace then dia pakai kat leher, aku ngan kwn2 aku ni mmg xleh tahan dah. Pecah perut la kitorg ketawa. Begema satu cinema tu sbb kitorg betiga je gelak bley?


Mmg masa tu aku rasa sangat horror. As if i'm in a community full of weird and mysterious people. Even coma patients could at least show an emotion to that scene. But these people? GOD!


Lagi best, siap ada 2-3 org pompuan kat blakang kitorg boleh cakap sama sendri "pasai apa depa gelak? apa yang lawak nya?" Ayo ayo ayo x10000000! kalau aku tgk cerita ni kat kelantan ke terengganu ke, bleh trima lagi..tapi Penang Island? Jeezzz!!!


Lepas movie tu abis, kitorg cepat2 berambus kuar sbb takut org perasan sapa yg ketawa mcm org gila dlm movie tu. Mmg satu pengalaman yg sangat mengerikan. takutttt....

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