Friday, May 29, 2009

Part 3- My last installment

This shall be my last installment on all these words of wisdom. I wanna make it short and sweet as possible. Again, i would like to reiterate that i quoted this from an email sent to me but i zest-ed it with my own interpretation, hopefully to either fortify the message or making it digest-able for ME and others.


This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, 'Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck. Then he asked, 'but when are my fingers going to grow back?' The father went home & committed suicide.

Sad story huh? Writing from my own experience, i've knocked many fingers throughout my life. some of which i regretted till now, some done intentionally to create permanent damage. Nevertheless, the sense of guilt will never vanquish despite the intention(s) that we had. A mistake done once is forgiven but the same mistake done twice will just show how stupid a person can be. I would fall into the stupid category for this case. Relentlessly.

But some, even with committed once could be fatal. I guess before we wanna start making one, think about the possible repercussion that awaits us. If it is worth of taking, again the choice is always in our hands.

Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.


Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, 'Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey? 'Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, 'The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?' Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.

Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, 'How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman.'
The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, 'Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you.' Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.

It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river.
You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.

Well said by the writer. What we see or belief might not necessarily reflects the same to others. At times we can or may try to get some alignment to avoid conflict but sometimes it might just lead both parties being entangled.

Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Part 2- Ash Shinotsubaki Gives Back

Hola (disebut sbg Ola~) semua anti komunis segala ~

I sungguh teruja mendapat sambutan daripada part pertama diskusi ala oprah i yang begitu memberangsangkan. Thanks kepada peminat yg sampai gigih call i tanya bila nak taruk nasihat2 lain. Since i terlepas ckp esok i upload lagi.. terpaksa i buat jugak.. This is part 2 of 3 yg bakal diintepretasi kan oleh i. Rasainnnnn~

(btw siana, i bukan buat nasihat agama ye, i hanya guna title ustz mashitah bergaduh dengan jiran bagai bila cerita pasal agama sjork)


Amik kau! Opening statement grand macam ni u rasa ada chance kene rejam batu x?

Kengkadang kita selalu cakap lepas (me included) tanpa mengambil kira yang perkataan dan tona percakapan kita tu bakal menghiris atau menerajang kepala sipendengar. Nak2 masa tu kita tengah emo kan? lagi la hazab ayat2 binatang yang keluar dari mulut kita tu.

Tapi kalau org yang u sedang bercakap tu ialah Nasa, u hambur je kata nista dan juga kejian sampai ke langit tujuh sbb org macam tu, cakap ngan babi lagi berhasil daripada cakap ngan dia! *contoh tegar kalau emo, kita akan bercakap sesedap rasa ibarat lagu nora dan chef wan...see?

There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that 'A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation.' Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party.

A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, 'Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school.' On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, 'Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker.' She answered,'You should appreciate that you married me.. Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you.'

Mrasa uols~ u lezer dia trus kene bom nuklear balik kat diri sendiri. So how? Pengajarannya ialah, kalau u nak melezer make sure yang carutan u tu tak boleh dipatahkan ye! kalau tak simpan je la carutan u untuk adik2 baru nak enrol kelas carut 101 kat Nonok University.

Apa yang kita selalu gagal kenalpasti ialah repercussion yang bakal berlaku right after we say something to someone. It can either be good or disastrous.

Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. Its like a broken egg- cannot be reversed

Nasihat ke-5: NO OVERPOWERING atau JANGAN MENINGGI DIRI *i tak sure translation i betul ke tak, BM i tak meletops mcm uols semua...katanya~

Many relationships fail because one party tries to over power the other, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that 'It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character.'

Betul tu uols~ i experienced it myself. Trust me it is difficult enough for you to change yourself for your own good-self but having someone wanting you to change just to meet up with his or her own demands or needs, it is twice as difficult. In fact, it is impossible! sebab apa? a) u tak ikhlas berubah untuk kebaikan diri u b) itu bukan perubahan yang memberi manafaat kepada diri u, ibarat menipu diri sendri and living in lies.

Jadi pengajarannye mudah saja, terimalah dia seadanya. Setiap manusia dilahirkan punyai kelebihan dan kelemahan sendri. Kerana itu jugaklah manusia diciptakan untuk berpasangan supaya kelemahan diri dapat di'complete'kan oleh pasangan kita.

So kalau cikki u hodoh ke atau pun lemah gemalai ke terima je la. sebab dah dia mmg macam tu, tak kan la u nak dia posse cover robot angkat2 tangan bagai pose jantan kekar bila jumpa org lain?

Jalangnye org dlm cermin tu, mak ke nok?

It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.

It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations..

Sampai sini dulu ya adik2 dan akak2 semua. Nanti esok lusa tulat tungging i update part 3 plak ye. Sebagai akhir kata, black is beautiful. *tetiba

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Salam muhibbah 1malaysia bagai,

Harini i baca satu email yg sangat menusuk kalbu. Nasihat yang amat berhasil. Jadi i nak share nasihat2 ni utk semua org kerana i perchaya bahawa anda semua juga bakal berhasil daripada nasihat2 ini. I'm gonna put it in parts since banyak sangat nasihat2 dia. Baca banyak2 sekaligus bukan korang simpan dalam dada semua pun kan? Biarlah sedikit2 lama2 jadi bukit katanya.

Nasihat pertama: Trust aka Percaya

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

Yes.. Uols paham tak? i sangat percaya relationship apa2 pun biarpun ngan binatang, rasa perchaya sama sendri sgtlah penting. Kalau ko cakap je perchaya sama sendri sayang bulan bintang bagai tapi posse2 kene duduk dlm kete utk create suasana sunyi kat bf ko kononnye dah nak tido kat umah tapi sebenarnye nak gi main bowling sat lagi *hi ice... i no komen!

Ah, abang... i dah nak tido ni, kita buat phone sex esok2 je la ye~ *pose betulkan wig nak gi tasik satlagi

Kesahnye... A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, 'Streamyx Call Centre.' There was silence. She repeated, 'Streamyx Call Centre.' There was still no answer.. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, 'Oh, so this is Streamyx Call Centre. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is.'

Ha..nasib baik pompuan tu pose dengar tiga pat kali kat tepon tu. Kalau dia angkat2 tepon je dengar sora pompuan pastu trus buat conclusion camner? x ke pasal2 baling pingan terbang bagai? Or kalau tetiba u call yang menjawabnye laki cakap 'Hi sayang, nak main lagi ke?' Tak ke pitam girlfren u dpt tau yg u sapu jantan jugak? how?


Nasihat Ke-2: NO POINTING FINGERS or JANGAN MENUNDING JARI *nunding ciknek takpe.. ops.

A man asked his father-in-law, 'Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?'

The father-in-law answered in a smile, 'Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you.'

Yes...betul tu uols... selalu kita dok tegur benda yg tak baik je pasal partner kita, memanjang ada je tak kene. jarang skali nak puji kat dia apa yg baik dia buat. So macam mana nak kekal lama hubungan tu kalau stiap ari pun ada benda yg kita tak puas ati. kalau dia sempurna, sah sah la dia dah cari jantan lain uols~ ko ingat dia kemaruk sangat nak kat kau kah?

We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at.. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.

If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.



Mari mengelar tangan~ *hi syai

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested 'I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.' The SDU officer said, 'Your requirements, please.' 'Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.' The officer listened carefully and replied, 'I understand you need television.'

Amik kau! Selain daripada TV, uols juga boleh consider cybercafe 24 jam, ngadap game PS ataupun main computer sampai pagi!

Semua org pun selalu nak ada list of criteria yang diaorg cari dlm seseorg. Tapi berapa banyak manusia dlm dunia ni dapat cari 100% benda dia nak in one person? And berapa org dlm dunia ni yg actually suluh diri sendri dlm cermin and list out qualities dan defects yg dia ada before mintak langit dan bumi? haaaaaa......

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.

So uols.. ini baru part 1.. ada banyak lagi part2 yang akan datang. Which i think kalau kita baca and cuba selami and reflect it to ourselves, kita akan menyedari apa yg kita tak nampak depan mata selama ni dan mula utk bersyukur or maybe start making a difference not just for our own-self tapi juga untuk org2 yg kita sayangi...

Sekian, Terima Kasih!

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Irony of friendship

Salam sejahtera.

Kene tuka mood blog i balik. Jiwa racauan dah masuk kembali. Awan gelap menyelubungi blog i sudah.
*u awas cik sal, i bukan carut diri sendri ye! anyhow, black is beautiful. Ko puteh sangat kah sampai kene amik vitC ngan supplement glutathion sampai 3 bulan tu? ops.

Anyhow, not wanting to digress too much, back to my original content: -

Have u ever wonder how it feels to be the last person to know about something? or maybe the last person to be given the opportunity or the exclusivity towards any news or moments experienced by your love ones? be it friends, lover or family?

I know how it feels. I've experienced it. Not once but many times throughout my 27 and counting living years (yes, despite my mathematical-challenged about my own age, i got it right this time). I have always believe and will continue to believe that the whole reason for a person to have someone they called 'close-to' is when things are being shared together. sad, sorrow, happy or joy.

But when those moments were not shared with each other, how would someone justify the proximity that they have or had throughout years of them being together? Many would have claimed that they have known someone for so long but yet in reality knew so little about that someone at the same time.

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Balik Kampung~

Yea~ Pembukaan minggu ni disambut dengan peninju2 tomoi! Hak dush! matilakau cik sal kalau u post gamba pelik2 pasal i sebab i akan tomoi u macam gamba kat bawah tu! *tetiba

Baiklah uols semua, aritu kan i bercerita pasal nak balik kampung ke siam kan? i bawak beberapa org ikut i balik kg bersama. Ye la, kasi tunjuk sket la apa yang ada serba serbi kat sini... yang pastinya mereka semua sungguh teruja sampai terpaksa makan kat fast food restaurant guna credit card sbb cash dah abis bayar kat agogo boy... * hi axion (/me lari pecut 1km skang~)

tengah belatih tomoi utk persediaan perang...

Kali ni i nak highlight benda2 yang i xcerita masa i balik kampung pada tahun2 lepas. jangan get yourselves distracted sangat dengan gamba2 ni sbb i post in random je. cerita and gamba might not come in direct correlation ya.

Apa yg i boleh kata trip kali ni mmg tak sama macam trip2 i sebelum ni. this is actually my first time gi ngan grup2 yg hanya berfikir 100% menggunakan bontot dan ciknek mereka sepenuhnye. mana buddha tetonggek, mana cultural visit, mana belibelah memeri? semua pun takde. diorg lebih sronok tgk bebudak tonggek and menonggeng, visit sex culture and belibelah jantan kat sini. rosak imej kg i tau.

dan makan & minum tanpa henti...

Sesampai je kat BKK, dah serbu sawana. Kau ado? jet lag i pun tak abis lagi katanya (kan?) i ikut je la. tapi kali ni mamat counter yg i beborak sepanjang hari tu dah tak keje lagi dah kat situ, so i perabis masa minum, makan dan jalan keluar masuk semua lobang yang ada kat situ.

Yang lain? sebok macam pegi pasar tani uols, beli bawang la beli sayur la.. sampai sayur sesama sendri pun diorg nak beli ok! keji tau u roy! uols paham tak? meh sini i cerita sikit. biasala pasar tani ni ada tempat yang gelap gelita, ada yang terang benderang.

masa i tengah minum corona lite2 ngan aijut yg sepanjang masa order gin tonic itew (sbb itu je minuman 'halal' yg dia tau), datin roy datang cerita kat i dia terbeli sayur axion. kononnye tak sengaja la. alasan dia "uols, i pegang badan dia and rasa dia tak gempal i go on je la... tapi bila i tengah sronok meramas pisang buat cokodok bagai, i pegang kepala budak tu..tgk2 botak uols! i tengok muka bebetul, rupa2 nya axion! menyesal tak sudah sgt! rasa mcm nak muntah!" tapi muka masa bercerita berchahaya nih! silau mata i kaedahnye. ko nak muntah ke ko nak apa sebenarnya? ops.

dan makan lagi...(xde babi dlm makanan tapi kedai ni jual babi dan ayam katok la..asingkan aja babi2 nya)

kitorg ada jgk pegi tempat beli belah yg baru. mur2 sundels. mana ko nak dapat dress harga 15 hengget? cantik2 plak tu. bersepah2 sini sana khey! nama tempat tu adalah platinum plaza. nama je keles tapi barang yg dia jual tu mcm kat pertama complex ja.. baju bajan lelaki pun mur2 gak. matila borong mcm kat pasar borong lagi...

tapi highlightnye, dlm banyak2 baju ngan suar laki yg dijual, huda tetap jugak nak beli suar pompuan. bukan utk pakai drag tapi buat ke keje ye! alasan dia, "hanya suar pompuan muat tuk i". bley? ko ada brani jalan senget 30 darjah ke office pakai suar pompuan? patut la ko dpt top 8 in malaysia kat maybank tu kan? siap maki2 ngan penjual kat situ dalam bahasa melayu lagi nih. "hey, tak mau tak mau. tukar yang lain. mahal2!" macam la org tu paham ko cakap apa kan?

dan makan lagi~ tgk muka aijut yg tingtong 24jam sbb minum gin tonik sepanjang masa

selain tu, ada jugak pengajaran besar yg i dapat masa pegi ngan diorg ni.

1. kalau u ting-tong 24jam (baca aijut), u akan menjadi sangat annoying dan menggedik tahap dewa sampaikan peah (ex-ratu gedik dan annoying) pun boleh hentuk kepala kat dinding.

2. kalau u ting-tong 24jam minum gin tonik (baca aijut lagi), u akan tegur semua org "hi where are u from? im from malaysia" pastu kene tinggal kat club sorang2 and ended up balik hotel tengah ari ngan manusia mana2 tah.

3. kalau u ting-tong masa kat club minum beer (baca axion), u akan tersembam macam nangka busuk depan pintu hotel

4. kalau u hari2 pegi ke farmasi body design jumpa laila, u akan beli macam2 ubat pelik

5. kalau u pegi agogo bar (baca axion lagi), u jadi rambang mata tunggu kat situ sampai semua org dah balik pun, u tak nak balik jugak. pastu bila nak balik pun bukan ngan tangan kosong. biarla terpaksa kering cash skalipun.

6. kalau u pegi khawsan road, u bukan saja boleh shopping barang, u boleh shopping degree, licence or student card baru (baca peah)

and pengajaran paling besar ialah..,

6. kalau u pegi agogo bar, bersedia la utk tgk org drag ciktut jantan dengan gembiranya! i pitam utk pengajaran ini... sangat salah asohan.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Temuramah bersama Puteri Gunung Seladang aka Puaka Nyiang Rabak

Since aura serangan sudah bermula, i terpaksa la buat serangan balas khen... elok2 blog aku jadi tempat melara dan melaram..skang dah jadi tempat mencharut macam dulu balik... (matila blog kene tutup lagi pasni~)

Tuan2, puan2 dan ponen2 sekalian,
(yes, blog i ada lelaki, pompuan dan binatang jadian yg baca.. abisla imej i kat opis pasni)

memandangkan i telah difeaturekan dalam kesah ilmu hitam pn. ciksalmah cheekbone implant itew, i telah pun mengadakan temuramah exclusive untuk mendalami dengan lebih lanjut tentang ilmu susuk dan minyak senyonyong (dibuat dari excess implant cheekbone dia) yang sekian lama dipractice oleh puaka nyiang rabak kita iniew.

kalau uols semua nak tau...teruskan membaca..kalau tak nak tau pun..baca jugak. aku tak kira, penat mengarang ok!

i tak larats tau! org asyik kata i buat dagu! i dosi buat ok! i buat cheekbone ja! motif xde sapa notice cheekbone meletop i ni? nak kene tambah kasi sebesar penumbuk kah?

i: uols, i dengar u mmg diva bab2 pakai susuk ngan minyak senyonyong ni.. i dengar la.. bukan i buat citer.. tapi rakan2 artis yg tak abis2 nak bukak api pasal uols... hah apa kes ni?

nyiang rapek: eh eh.. uols. i tak main benda2 khurafat ni uols.. bedosa khey.. masuk neraka.. i dah penat2 book stage ngan whitney houston, u nak suruh i ubah reservation i duduk ngan emily rose pulak kah dalam sri neraks itew? u ingat nak line up tu pendek kah?

i cuma guna teknik moden..susuk moden katanya uols. khennn... i taruk susuk kat pipi langsung dagu i pun nampak macam i buat skali.. shampoo 2 in 1 sangat uols!

i: kaedahnye~ dah tu apa kesah minyak senyonyong u tu? u kan pakar bab2 menyangkut jantan macam sangkut baju kat hanger khen? ko sebut jans mana yang tak tersangkut ngan u, biar la makeup chucky ke wig kejung ke, waima au-natural pun tak pernah lagi gagal! tgk la contoh macam pekerja binaan, askoke mahupun kutu keparat jalan yang telah u pikat sebelum ni.. how?

i pose selendang tutup sebelah muka je uols...kalau bukak semua takut diorg lari marathon olympic plak kang.

nyiang rabak: hanjing u kebede! pechlob i la? u awas!! siap u i perasapkan ngan ilmu i nanti..ops. uols, dah melk ni tumpuan ramai, sapa tak kenal syahora, nama pentas mak kat lorong kunyit dulu? ko ingat teknik ngendut mak tu takde kegunaan lain ke? haaa..sini mak cerita kat ko. ko penah dengar perkataan PR tak? mak punya PR ke langit ok!

i: wah..memeri..patut la semua sampah jalanan tu tersangkut kat u khen? sbb PR ke langit u tu rupanya.. i sungguh mengkagumkan u *cakap dengan mulut senget 70 darjah

duta welfare yang sungguh passionate menceritakan pasal pengalamannya bersama kutu2 jalanan

nyiang rabak: uolss.... kalau melk tak kutip diorg semua tu sapa laie nak amik? izzu dah sapu semua market yg reachable guna kereta BLM dia, shai dah sapu market club2 senget yang ada kat mesia ni. yang tinggal utk mak cuma saki baki tepi jalan je la. diorg pun manusia. perlukan belaian dan kaseh sayang. mak cuma menjalankan tugas sebagai insan yang perihatin khey.. diorg gembira, mak pun gembira dapat tumbuk sambal, giling cili bagai. huhuhu

i: betul jugak uols.. market skang mmg sgt competitive! kalau takde extra edge macam tetek munchung or kepala botak mmg susah nak cari makan skang kan? xpe uols.. janji tak kena tangkap ngan jabatan agama islam kene pakai terompah kain pelikat bagai sudah kan? kan syahora kan?

babis kau! mak tutup muka skang! i tak bersalah ustaz~

nyiang rabak: Kau ni kenapa?! nak kene pukul ngan aku ka? *hai leha, hi awie...

i: i lari dulu na~


ehem. temuduga terpaksa dihentikan sbb puaka nyiang rabak @ cik salmah dah naik hantu uols.. dia nak ligan i ngan wig kejung dia. i belum mau mati lagi..nanti bila dia dah reda balik.. i sambung tanya soalan2 panas kat dia lagi ek...

t.t.f.n~ (tata for now)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009


Pom rak kun semua~
gambar hiasan: tidak melambangkan mood i hari ini. tq

I sebetulnya mood tidak baik hari ini. Mendapat berita buruk arini.. tapi tidak apa, kemudian baru cerita nah. La ni saya nak cerita kesah masa bersuka ria di sungai gabas* hulu langat dulu. Ni dah jadi lama dah. dekat 2 minggu. tapi memasing sibuk, tidak sempat nak menulis kat sini.

Kalau tidak kerana cik sal yang gigih mau jugak ke air terjun, tidak ada la kami semua sanggup naik bukit tangga banyak benar sampai kaki memasing keram (cramp) sampa nak jalan pun susah keesokan harinya.

Inilah muka2 manusia jadian yg sakit kaki panjat tangga batu cave tu

Nak mula perjalanan dah satu penyiksaan. terima kasih kepada pemandu pelancung (hi peah~) yang membawa saya, ciksal dan karen memusing lubuk mana sampai kena kuar masuk toll tanpa henti. Kalau masuk keluar toll jalan betul tidak apa. Ini buat u-turn 3-4 kali sebab salah jalan! hanjing sangat!

Dah sampai kat sana, ya ampun. saya tidak sangka hulu langat itu sangat jauh. Sapa kata hulu langat belakang ampang sjork? pembohong (nada huda)! rasa macam drive pergi melaka ye! jalan melingkang lengkong, banjir la, turun naik bukit la pastu air terjun nya? kaya dengan family ceria je! penuh makcik pakcik nenek moyang bagai. apakah!! nasib baik ada beberapa orang cando yang memandang hina kepada ciksal membuatkan i sejuk hati sikit.. *jangan tarik sanggul saya ciksal~

walaupun camera i posse parkinson haritu, kami tetap berpose selepas hujan

Paling tidak tahan, sudah abis memanjat tangga bagai, terpaksa jadi tarzan panjat lereng bukit pulak. Karen yang pakai skirt mini dah jadi pompuan buat show tayang cik pik kat semua. Kenyang la abang2 yang lapaq poen haritu...

Masakan ciksal menjadi ratahan ramai walaupun beer dan jugak wiskey yang habis dulu. Ini menunjukan taraf moral yang tinggi dikalangan ahli2 neraka ini. Mereka sungguh berlumba2 nak pergi tingkat paling tinggi dalam neraka jahanam. Ada yang sudah siap booking bilik satu tingkat dengan mariah carey bagai. anda bagaimana? mau serta kah?

lihatlah budak2 zaman skarang...

jangan ingat kain yang tak cukup atas badan tu sebab ting tong ye.. sebab yang baju lengkap tu yg tak habis mengadap botol sampai tak sudah katanya!

Masa mandi tu seronok la sebab ada banyak bebudak muda. kami mandi kat celah celah. pastu sikit2 masuk mandi dengan diorg. diorang pun ok je... tapi lepas lama2 tu... seseko pun mula menyusul keluar ke darat and pakai baju... then siap kemas2 barang nak berambus. saya tidak tahu kenapa... walaupun mereka suruh aijut amik gamba mereka sebelum pulang, saya merasakan ada sebab tertentu yang menyebabkan mereka berketempiaran lari pulang kerumah sebelum hujan turun... lepas lama saya berfikir.. baru la saya tau..

rupa2nya ada puteri gunung ledang turun mandi kat tempat kitorg..patut la diorg lari sebab puteri tu belum tukar lagi sepenuhnya..masih lagi pose ruminah sidek nenek kebayan dulu.... korang nak tengok jembalang yang halau diorg tu??

tunggu sat na... saya kena baca mandrem dulu.

wahai jembalang tanah, jembalang air, jembalang angin...

mambang hutan, mambang hantu, mambang ponen...

tunjukan dirimu lahirlah zahirmu....

aku tidak takut aku tidak kelu....

muncullah puteri nenek kebayan....

datanglah ke sini kuberi makan...


kau ado jembalang nenek kebayan puteri gunung ledang pakai tube mandi sungai? lariikkk..